Lib Dem in Stupid Twat Shocker!

by Lurch on July 15, 2010

I don’t quite know how Vince Cable got his ‘Wise Old Sage’ tag, but here he proves he is a stupid twat socialist.

Business Secretary Vince Cable is to suggest a graduate tax could be brought in to make England’s student funding system fairer and more sustainable

Here’s the thing Vince, if you earn more then you pay more tax. That’s how tax works. Even in the current stupid system if you earn more you end up paying a great proportion. Grossly unfair but what our envy based system does.
So the proposal that a Graduate Tax is fair because graduates earn more is ignorant and stupid.
If government is serious about reforming the way undergrad learning is paid for then the first order of business should be to remove funding for all mickey mouse and arts based courses. That’ll have two impacts straight away. Firstly it’ll save a shitload of money, secondly those useless farty wankers doing Wanking Studies will actually have to get a job instead of protesting against ‘cuts’.
If we stop the nonsensicall idea that everyone should have a degree then we’ll get lower costs and a móre useful workforce.

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Tractor Production Up Again

by Lurch on July 15, 2010

Apparently crime is at it’s lowest level since Adam pinched that forbidden fruit.

The number of crimes committed in England and Wales has fallen to its lowest level since records began in 1981, official figures have shown.

Indicating that the recession has not caused an increase in offences, the number of crimes committed fell 9% to 9.6 million in 2009/10.

This is the first time the annual British Crime Survey (BCS) figures have fallen below the 10 million mark.

Officials said there was a “notable” drop in theft, burglary and fraud

Does anyone actually believe this?

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Here we go again…

June 2, 2010

Bloody hell.   The sound of the shots has hardly subsided, the bodies of those poor victims barely cold.  Yet the gun grabbers have already started their shrill call. Every life lost is a tragedy, many lives have been ruined but seemingly it is not appropriate for a pause for relection, the grabbers are delighted at [...]

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Progressive

May 10, 2010

‘Progressive’ is a word we’re hearing a lot at the moment. Longrider says this about ‘progressives’ and I can’t find a word I disagree with. When someone declares themselves a progressive, my hackles rise. What they mean in reality is that everyone else must be forced to bend to their vision of society, to conform [...]

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Kelis Acapella

April 30, 2010

Not acapella but loving this tune. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=U8D9xCBcfzw

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Gordon Brown – Man of the People

April 28, 2010

Picture from Red Rag And one from Tory Rascal Video of the whole exchange here

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Medical Puritans Lie Again

April 27, 2010

Strangers to the truth these medical fascists. “What we have actually got is that in some supermarkets strong cider can now be cheaper than bottled water – as cheap as 12p per unit of alcohol. That is very worrying.” Example: Sainsburys Basics Cider 2l £1.32 Sainsburys Basics Water £0.13 The cider is ten times the [...]

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Sound Familiar?

April 25, 2010

A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the [...]

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Statue ‘Incites Racial Hatred’

April 23, 2010

What a load of old shit. Residents have complained to the town council about the statue of a black member of a singing barber quartet outside the Original Barber Shop Company on Market Place. Interestingly the online editing dude has decreed that the complainants are fine to accuse the owner of racism (no worse crime [...]

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Home Defence Hero to be Vindicated

April 10, 2010

A rare outbreak of commonsense at the CPS? Or is it, as his mother suspects, rather to do with avoiding unhelpful headlines during an election campaign? From The Telegraph “Justice has been served but there are no winners. I don’t know what changed it but I do believe that if I was a quieter person [...]

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